This Isn’t a Pitch. It’s a Warning Shot.

You’re 1 of 25 invited to fund a creative rebellion that could reset the rules of B2B forever.

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B2B Is Boring. We’re Going to Burn It Down.

(And build something unforgettable in its place.)

Most B2B marketing is beige, bloated, and barely memorable.


We’re done with that.


This is a bold uprising, fuelled by 12 headline-grabbing stunts — each built for press, performance, and provocation.

The Year of Attention

  • The Brand Graveyard

    A haunting installation and short film about forgotten B2B brands.
    Voted entries, a 3D walkthrough microsite, and a challenge to rewrite the past.

  • The Flash Mob Pitch

    Real-world stunt – Live at a B2B event
    A synchronised flash mob crashes a marketing event.
    Movement, spoken word, a mic drop moment.
    Then the crowd gets a QR code and a challenge.

  • Fake Product Launch

    Satirical campaign – Spoof SaaS drop
    Introducing Pipeline360™: it sounds real but does nothing.
    A full landing page, teaser film, then… the twist.
    We made it all up. Welcome to Brandtale.

  • The Anti-Awards

    Ironic red carpet – Celebrating the worst
    Trophies for “Most Meaningless Metric” and “Worst Brand Film”.
    Users vote. We hand out ironic statues.
    The losers? Probably winning real awards elsewhere.

  • The Provocation Wall

    Billboard + microsite – End-of-year callout
    A giant poster listing the worst B2B headlines of the year.
    Backed by a scrollable gallery of anonymous entries.
    B2B, you’ve got some explaining to do.

  • LinkedIn Billboard Drop

    Manifesto meets megaphone – IRL near HQ
    We rented a billboard outside LinkedIn.
    Big message. Bold QR code.
    It points to our B2B manifesto. Read it. Sign it. Challenge it.

  • The Boring Booth

    Immersive pop-up – Jargon vs clarity
    Walk into a split booth.
    Left side: dull copy, bad design.
    Right side: bold, brave storytelling.
    The difference? You feel it instantly.

  • Brand vs Bland: Billboard Edition

    Split test in public – Let the people vote
    Two billboards.
    One full of jargon. The other, Brandtale copy.
    Which wins? The public decides.

  • The B2B Manifesto

    Printed provocation – Limited edition drop
    We wrote the rules for brave B2B brands.
    100 CMOs get the printed version.
    Everyone else can read it online.
    CTA: Sign the pledge →

  • Cannes Side-Stunt

    Mega campaign – Guerrilla at Cannes Lions
    We’re taking a boat, placards, a mini magazine and a camera crew to Cannes.
    No invite needed.
    We’ll say what adland’s too scared to.

  • The Inbound Test

    Mystery shop meets audit – Real B2B data
    We tested 25 agencies with fake briefs.
    Some nailed it. Others… not so much.
    We ranked them. Then told them.

  • Funeral for Features

    Cinematic satire – Laying clichés to rest
    We buried “omnichannel synergy” and “solutions-first thinking”.
    A real funeral. Real hymns. Real reactions.
    It’s time to kill the buzzwords.

What We Need

One Backer. One Year. One Shot.


We’re raising £100,000 to fund a creative rebellion across 12 campaigns.


We don’t want 10 investors. Just one who sees it — and wants in before the fire spreads.

You get:

  • Convertible equity or profit-share

  • First rights to all campaign IP + assets

  • Board/advisory role (optional)

  • Your name behind the boldest thing in UK B2B

If You’re In, Let’s Talk.

We’re scheduling 15-minute founder calls with qualified backers this week.
No pitch deck. Just a conversation.

You’ve seen what we’re building.


Now decide whether you want in — or to watch from the sidelines.

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